THE BIG TWELVE IS DISTURBING
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MARIA SHARAPOVA LOOKS READY TO PLAY

By 08.23.07

Maria Sharapova unveiled her new Nike tennis dress that she's going to wear at the U.S. Open next week, and as you can see, it's rather reserved, adorned with a mere 600 Swarovski crystals.

Frankly, I'm a little sick of hot tennis stars doing this demure bullshit.  Live a little, Maria.  Get some modest implants and show them off with the first plunging neckline in women's tennis.  It'll give you a distracting competitive advantage when you play against dudes like Amelie Mauresmo. 

[More (read: smaller) pics at Rightfelders via SPORTSbyBROOKS


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