Maria Sharapova unveiled her new Nike tennis dress that she's going to wear at the U.S. Open next week, and as you can see, it's rather reserved, adorned with a mere 600 Swarovski crystals.
Frankly, I'm a little sick of hot tennis stars doing this demure bullshit. Live a little, Maria. Get some modest implants and show them off with the first plunging neckline in women's tennis. It'll give you a distracting competitive advantage when you play against dudes like Amelie Mauresmo.
I want more like this!
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