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THE BIG TWELVE IS DISTURBING

By / 08.23.07

I've often wondered why exactly I'm not a huge fan of college football, and today I finally figured out: I'm far too emotionally balanced.  I don't even base my self-worth on how my favorite teams perform; really, what kind of fan am I?

The latest example of college football insanity comes from Allen Beckett, a 53-year-old Oklahoma fan who allegedly assaulted Texas fan Brian Thomas in an Oklahoma City bar because Thomas was wearing a Longhorns shirt.  Begin seat-shifting / cringe- and whimper-inducing details… now:

Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.  Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.

It's not often I say this, but I want everyone to know that if you're crying right now, I won't judge you.  Not for crying, anyway.  But you should know that that shirt you're wearing is really unflattering. 

(Want nightmares? Keep reading.)

…heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. …heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.


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