The latest news on the crazy Jose Offerman bat assault is that Offerman's lawyer is contesting that the assaulted pitcher may have broken his finger in the ensuing melee, not during the criminal assault. Same goes for the catcher who got a concussion on one of Offerman's backswings. I dunno, man. I'm not a professional juror or anything, but the series of time-lapse photos above makes it look like Jose Offerman, you know, attacked people with a bat.
WARNING: Watch the video with the sound OFF. I listened to it and went into a rage blackout. I don't know what happened, but there's a dead hobo outside my building and a church burning down the street.