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WEEKEND PICKS: NFL PRESEASON!

By 08.10.07

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest match-ups.  Home team in ALL CAPS.  All times Eastern

Bills over SAINTS (Friday, 8:00 p.m., CBS) — N'awlins just played the Hall of Fame Game five days ago.  Plus preseason games are almost never won by the better team.

CHARGERS over Seahawks (Sunday, 8:00 p.m., NBC) — Holmgren doesn't game-plan in the preseason, and the West Coast offense is always slow to get off the ground.

Sincerity over IRONY — Sarcasm gets fucking old.  You should know: you read this site.

Red Sox over ORIOLES — Friendly reminder: Tonight is Dice-K night.

SLEEPING IN over The Premiership — Sorry, soccer.  I ain't wakin' up early on the weekend for your ass. 

ABSTRACT CONCEPTS over Sporting Events — Because I actually get the abstract concept picks right.  Well, most of the time.

…And I'm spent.  Have a safe weekend, everybody.  Don't share needles, and ESPECIALLY don't share any feelings — that's just begging for disaster.  Kevin's got it from here until I'm back on Monday.  Be nice to him: he has to spend the weekend in Connecticut.


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