There's really not a whole lot to say here. Basically all this does is reinforce the notion that if you're a really, really unattractive guy with 'Bama Bangs and the sad amount of facial hair I like to call "Uff Scruff," your best option for copulating with someone extremely attractive is to play football in the SEC.
I'm sure they hit it off really quickly:
Her: "Really? My parents refused to use the letter 'Y' in my first name, too!"
Him: "So this is what it sounds like when doves cry."
UPDATE: Why is there no photo for this post? Because David Legg of David Legg Photography cried like a little girl about the use of his precious photograph. "Copyright" this and "unauthorized" that. Sheesh.
I want more like this!
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