A hearty Semper Fidelis goes to trusty reader Alex, who gives us this bit of hooker news from Ohio State: the Buckeyes' third-string quarterback went looking for some companionship on Monday night.
According to the Franklin County Prosecutor's Office, Antonio Henton was arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute on North High Street and East 6th Avenue at about 8:30 p.m.
OSU boosters must be slacking off. I guess only starters get the whores sent directly to their apartments these days.
Man, why do I always pick on Ohio? And why do I have the picture of Troy Smith after last year's embarrassing loss to Florida in the national championship? I'm not entirely sure, but it probably has something to do with Ohio State fans being the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports. Yes, worse than Red Sox and Yankees fans. Worse than Steelers fans. I'm sorry to tell it like it is, but you people suck. I promise it's nothing personal; you're just annoyingly dedicated to overrated teams.
UPDATE: All charges dismissed. Henton's good name cleared; Buckeye fans still annoying dickheads.
UPDATED UPDATE: Case was accidentally closed before; now it's been re-opened. Turn the hooker-joke faucet back on.