Frankly, I was going to make fun of the highlighted gentleman for being a creepy cheerleader-stalking weirdo, but then I realized: creepy cheerleader-stalking weirdos are pretty much my entire target demographic. So instead, I've decided to make fun of his goatee. Hey everybody! Check out that guy's prison pussy!
But seriously, readers: your creepy cheerleader-stalking efforts are no good if you keep them all to yourself. Share the wealth. Because if I don't get fresh creepy cheerleader pictures on a regular basis, do you know what happens? The gay videos start taking over. And no one wants that. Well, except the gays. But they don't buy ad space.