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IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S HAZING

By / 09.28.07

Three high school football players in Utah have been charged with sexually abusing three teammates.  The boys, all 15-year-old sophomores, are charged with attempted forcible sodomy and forcible sexual abuse (Side note: Good News! Forcible sodomy is not sexual abuse).

On one occasion, the boys held another boy down in the shower, and one of them placed his buttocks on his face, according to court documents.

In another incident, the teens held a boy down and tried to place genitals in his mouth, authorities allege.

I don't understand what the big deal is.  Getting held down and having a teammate's cock stuffed in your mouth is a rite of passage that builds unity and team chemistry.  How else can you explain the New England Patriots' success this year?


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