The Padres' Milton Bradley was ejected from the game and injured while being restrained in yesterday's sweep-clinching loss to the Rockies. Above is wonderful video of the event, which is perfectly summed up the FanHaus's Matt Watson:
[H]e literally hurt himself by getting angry and defying authority. Has a player ever summed up his entire career more succinctly with one play? …[This event] defines his entire essence.
Couldn't agree more. Considering that, yes, all Milton Bradley does is go crazy and get injured, it's good to see him get more efficient at what he does best. It's like if I learned how to masturbate and call Eva Longoria an annoying bitch at the same time, I could save myself a couple hours every day.