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RETURN OF THE COLLEGE POON

By / 09.27.07

We all remember when the short-lived blog SEC Poon set the Internet aflame.  Shut down after getting pressure from Nick Saban's lawyers (they published a pic of Saban's 15-year-old niece), SEC Poon was the Martin Luther King of its kind, inspiring a generation before getting gunned down in the street.  Not long after SEC Poon's birth came ACC Poon and Booties for Booty, and now Mac G's World has the scoop on the newest batch of sister sites.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy cock and aching testes that I present Big 10 Poon, Big East Poon, and Pac-10 Poon (pictured above).  Perhaps most importantly, though, is the re-birth of SEC Poon, under the clever new alias Poon of the SEC.

I haven't had a day start this well since that one time I woke up next to a girl.  I had gotten into a car wreck that left half my body in a cast, and she was a burn victim in the next cot over.  That's when I knew it was ON.


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