Cesar Don Juan-Flores, known in the San Diego area as (seriously) "Don Juan," was arrested merely for living up to his name. Check out this badass lede:
ÃƒÂ¯Ã‚Â»Ã‚Â¿For some, Monday, Aug. 27 marked the start of a new school year, bright with promise and possibilities. For Cesar Don Juan-Flores, a part-time coach at La Jolla Country Day School, the day was marked by his arrest on charges of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor. Juan-Flores, 26, is accused of inappropriate relations with a 17-year-old female student at the prestigious private school.
Cue trumpet: wah-wahhhh.
She "was not a student under his supervision," [Head of School Christopher] Schuck said… The alleged unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor was not due to a lack of supervision at the school, Schuck said, adding that it was "just a series of bad decisions made off-campus."
Just goes to show that the old adage still rings true: "One man's series of bad decisions is another man's illicit unlawful sex with a teenager." At least I'm pretty sure that's how the saying goes. It's been a couple
months YEARS! — totally years! — since I've had sex with a teenager.
I want more like this!
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