Congratulations to #25 Texas A&M, which cruised to a 38-7 victory over Montana State in its season opener on Saturday. Of course, the Aggies are also the masculine ideals that head to the bordello for good times in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (above).
As you musical theater fans surely recall, the Aggies win a key game over their hated Longhorn rivals and celebrate by heading to the "Chicken Ranch" for some hooker-nailing on the state senator's dime. Naturally, they prepare for a trip to the whorehouse in the most masculine way possible: by breaking into song, helping remove each other's clothes, hugging in the shower, and dancing like there's no tomorrow.
The sad thing about this whole premise? All these guys cheated on their girlfriends. You know, the ones that live upstate. They're supposed to go see them next weekend. Really.
I want more like this!
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