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By / 09.30.07

Are you looking for a special way to ask for your ladyfriend's hand in marriage?  Well, this is how they do it in Bloomsburg, PA:

Kevin Weaver's engagement to Karen Slusser got off to a smashing start — he painted his proposal on a car and drove it in a demolition derby. "Every woman I know says she wants to announce it to the world when she gets engaged. I figured I'd announce it for her and make it well noted," said Weaver, 34, of Danville. Slusser, 47, of Mifflinville, knew Weaver was entering the derby. She saw him paint the car white and light blue, then top it with a stuffed bunny to advertise her rabbit-breeding business. But this past week, Weaver moved the car to a friend's garage, saying he needed to keep it out of the rain. While it was hidden inside, he painted "Karen Slusser will u marry me?" from the hood along the driver's side and up the trunk. He also attached a large stuffed ring — with fabric diamond — to the bunny's paws.

A demolition derby driver marrying a rabbit breeder?  What are the odds of that happening?  Talk about a mismatch.  This pair is definitely headed for counseling beause she'll be all like "I need the space in front of the trailer house for more cages because these fucking bunnies are breeding like fucking rabbits!", and he'll be all like "But I need the the space in front of the trailer house to repair that fucking Olds Omega for the derby this weekend!" -KD  


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