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By 10.18.07

Wizards guard DeSahwn Stevenson has a thing for Lindsay Lohan.  To the point that he's offering up $10,000 to whomever can put him in touch with her.  Young, Black, and Fabulous (like me! …kinda) found this message on Stevenson's MySpace account.

I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal………………. But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up…………….. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan…………. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com………………… Yadddddaaaaa Boy

Ummm… I don't speak jive fluently, but I'm pretty sure that's a bounty on Lindsay's vagina.  Dude, it's not that hard to sleep with her. There's an easy two-step program for nailing Lindsay Lohan: (1) Go to rehab. (2) Have a penis.  Ta-da!  That's a real live coke whore/movie star on you're getting VD from!


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSDESHAWN STEVENSON

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