I've never really put much thought into why I hate Joe Buck so much. "I hate his stupid face" is about as introspective as I get in the matter. But does a mongoose have to think about why the cobra is his enemy? Hell no, he just jumps out of the way, then sinks his teeth into the poisonous reptile. That's just how I roll: pure animal instinct.
But this video from Burly Sports helped me realize, hey, this douchebag is also boring as hell. Thanks, Burly. And nice work adding Old Rich People (who did the Royals and black QBs videos featured here) and Doug and Doug to your roster. Now I'm going to have to go to one more website every day, which I totally don't have time for. My days are already too packed with porn analysis as it is. Oh, you scoff now, but YOU try establishing the difference between "white male-black tail" and "white guy-black pie."