A while back I wrote a
This womans face looks like TooTooT practiced his right cross on it.
Hot? Check. Blond? Check. Big cans? Check. Dumb? Check. Rich? Check.
I'm all in.
But can she sing…?
Ohhh so THIS is why my boy Marek Zidlicky and 20 other Predator players hit me on the 2 way askin if I could introduce lovely Kellie to Anna Benson's theories.
i had me a snaggletooth in law school once.
@LT: In college I worked with and slept with a white version of Marion Jones. Looked just like her, right down to the snaggletooth. It was eerie.
On the plus side, her insides didn't work…so no protection necessary!
Jordin, next time you get caught, try this one out:
"I wasn't cheating. I was just proving to myself that I could never be attracted to another woman, and reminding myself how lucky I am to have you."
If it works, you're golden. If not… fuck it, who needs a girlfriend you can't lie to?
Why would she announce this at a concert??? That doesn't really seem like the appropriate time or place to say that. I mean, what are her "fans" supposed to think? Do they cheer? Throw feces on stage?
But what do I know, I just like to rape black bitches.
It should be pointed out that Jordin Tootoo is one of "those people".
Shitty tippers to boot, those Eskimos. So I've heard.
@Weed: So Roy Williams is Antartican?
lazytown4life niggaz. you ain't representin you aint keepin it real
What would Tootoo wear if he had become a figure skater?
Oh Christ, here we go again.
Pickler? I never even kissed her!
Maybe Matt's buddy Eli can come over and help get rid of these hooligans.
Wasn't there a song called Don't Mess With My Tootoo? She should have sung that or maybe just not looked so old.
I love coming to With Leather to read all my favorite racial slurs the day's sporting headlines.
@"Hot" Carl Monday: If you are referring to my "eskimo" comment, I was merely making a point about what an idiot that dumb bastard "I Could Be A Friend To You" was being in the earlier post.
Might have been a good move. Bitch has the crazy eyes.
So Jordin was Too-Too-Two-Timing?
Hey! I just wrote a country music song title…and all it took was a bottle of cheap whiskey and a blunt-trauma injury to the head!
you can almost see some nip in picture 7. she would be more attractive if she were topless
I too too toos you.
The Drowsy Chaperone? Is that slang for some weird sex act?
You brought her, you Pickler.
"PICKLER I HARDLY KNOW HER"
^^^ Great tag (N.B. all of you still making "Pickler" jokes in the comments)
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