Maria Sharapova must have had her skirt tucked into her underwear or a big bug on her back when this photo was taken back at Wimbledon, because I don't see why everybody would be staring at her otherwise. Maybe they're just annoyed that some leggy Amazonian blonde chick is getting in the way of their job. God knows I hate it when that happens. I said fucking leave me alone, Gabriela!
Sorry about that. She sometimes forgets that I've got writing to do. I'm not some sex toy that she can fellate whenever she feels like it. I have a brain, you know.