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By / 10.31.07

A New York City man who plays for the semi-pro football Empire State Titans remains in jail after security guards allegedly found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman.  Yikes.  Like, at least have sex with one of the young, sexy corpses.  Am I right?

Anthony Merino, who works as a lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, N.J., was arrested Sunday after police responded to a call from a security guard at the hospital. The guard reported witnessing the lab technician sexually desecrating the woman's dead body, according to police.

Oh, and what's this we've found?  It's Anthony's MySpace page!  His interests:

Watching Movies, weight training, playing football, making mix dance/club mixes, going out to the hottest clubs in NYC, and last but not least working hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party.

Sounds to me like he's innocent.  Necrophilia's nowhere on that list.  Well, unless you consider having sex with dead bodies "partying."  And I don't.  That's more of a quiet Tuesday evening for me.


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