Four dudes went to Alaska to fish for sharks in kayaks. I mean, the guys were in kayaks, not the sharks. Well, the sharks eventually got pulled into the kayaks. But whatever. The point is that people in kayaks went shark-fishing.
The daring team of four were surrounded by 200 to 300 salmon sharks which were up to nine feet long and weighed between 400 and 1,000 lbs….
"There were so many sharks thrashing around us it was crazy. Even while fighting these fish, others were crashing the surface only feet away."
Psssh. Salmon sharks? Solar eclipses and puppies growling are scarier than salmon sharks. I went to Disney World when I was 10 and swam with sharks. They were those little bottom-feeder sharks, but it's still a scarier story than what these guys did.