Probably my favorite thing about Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman (besides his awesome sack dance, his artistic and cool tattoos, and his quiet pride during last year's bogus "steroid" suspension) is the fact that he just seems like a nice, down-to-earth guy. I'm pretty sure he's dumping champagne on this chick for a local charity. Or maybe her hair's on fire.
What I'm trying to say is, despite all the millions of dollars and psychotic aggression on the field, Shawne Merriman is your typical Tom Hanksian Everyman. Therefore I highly recommend pouring alcoholic beverages on women's heads. It apparently works for even the most regular of regular joes.