The New York FOOTBALL Giants beat the Falcons 31-10 last night to notch their fourth straight victory and improve to 4-2.
Having succumbed to the siren song of playoff baseball, I watched almost none of this crappy game, but from what I can gather it was the most predictable game of all time. Eli Manning threw for over 300 yards to beat a shitty team, but still managed to throw two interceptions. Joey Harrington (behind a shitty line as usual) got sacked four times and played predictably poorly. Jimmy Kimmel showed up in the Monday Night Football booth and was a little funny, but not likable.
It was also the 600th franchise win for the Giants, which is about as exciting as a 90-year-old's birthday party. Oooh, I love celebrating longevity! Break out the noisemakers. We can have a nice hot cup of Ovaltine and hope it drowns out the smell of formaldehyde at the old folks' home.
I want more like this!
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