SPORTSbyBROOKS picked up on this peculiar string of headlines on KXMB's (Bismarck) website. 289 added the fun little Photoshop, and I added the chick with the really cool tattoo because, well, I don't have a particularly good reason for that. It's mostly just a discussion point. Like, what do you do when you find out the girl you thought was hot has a Red Sox tramp stamp? Is it technically wrong to punch her in the face?
By the way, if the World Cup of Baseball ever allows international organizations to compete in the tournament, there had better be a team called the Al Qaeda Rape Sox.