So, this video from broad-shouldered lothario Bryan features Colts tight end Dallas Clark "singing" along to Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" (where have I seen that before?)… in sign language. It is everything you'd expect from that description: goofy, oddly disarming, and kind of funny. Oh, and also pretty boring after the first minute or so.
Anyway, if you know why Dallas Clark knows sign language, lemme hear it. I researched it for a while and came up with nothing. And by "researched" I mean I skimmed Clark's Wikipedia page, Googled "dallas clark deaf," then ate a sandwich. Hey, this turkey is really fucking good. That deli on Third must be way better than the one I've been going to.