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HOW COULD BRAD SAY NO TO THIS?

By 11.20.07

I'm sad to say that I missed last night's finale of The Bachelor, but Jen's Free Throws has the full report on our gal Jenni the Suns dancer, who was one of the final two options for Bachelor Brad.  And that full report is… Jenni lost.  But so did the other chick, so I guess it was kind of a tie? 

Yes, you read that right: Brad chose being alone over mashing Jenni's guts.  All Jenni wants to do is model and birth babies and smile and dance around in Lycra, but Brad decided he's too good for all that.  Well, to hell with Brad.  I'd marry Jenni tomorrow.  I'm not getting any younger.  And this tumor isn't getting any smaller.  Think the Suns offer health care to spouses?


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSCHEERLEADERSCRAPPY TV SHOWSPHOENIX SUNS

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