Well, if any country was going to make soccer entertaining by turning it into a perversely cruel trick on the participants, it was gonna be Japan. And this video is apparently from over twenty years ago. God only knows what wrinkles the Japanese have added by now. Surely there are in-ground tanks of piranha laid into the field and 14-year-old schoolgirl cheerleaders getting violated on the sidelines. In other words, it's probably even better.
(Thanks to whichever reader sent this in this weekend, plus whichever blog on my RSS feed had it. I'd give the proper credit, but I'm generally too drunk to remember anything on weekends.)