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ASHLEY WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

By / 12.03.07

England's Ashley Young, a 20-year-old striker who got his first cap in England's embarrassing 2-1 loss to Russia that eliminated them from some big competition, has a nice little habit of masturbating on his webcam for strangers.  News of the World confirmed it with their own research after Young gave the Full Monty to a woman named Sarah:

As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: "I'd love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****…yeh babe, teasing ur ****." Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: "I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****."

Pretty Sarah, 21, told us: "I was shocked. I'd gone on for some flirty chat but what I got was a randy sex addict."

[H]e went through his lewd pre-match routine AGAIN before Villa's clash with Middlesbrough last Saturday. Sarah… sat stunned as she watched one of England's brighest sporting talents furiously perform another solo sex act.

Sarah said: "He was going hard at it. After reaching a climax he signed off about 1.30am. I couldn't believe what I'd seen."

Oh, you better believe it, baby.  Because when I meet strangers on the Internet, they don't have to wait to get an eyeful of my throbbing cock while I feverishly pump myself to a sticky–

What?  Oh.  I totally forgot this story was about someone else.  If you guys could not mention that last part to anyone, I'd appreciate it.  (Ladies: next webcam show is at 9:00 Eastern. Rawr!)

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