It's been a while since I've done a recap of the previous night's NBA games. Let's take a quick look at some select games from a busy night in the Association:
Suns 100, Spurs 95 — There's some history here. Last season I refused to acknowledge the existence of the NBA Playoffs after the Suns got the Grande Deluxe Dicking from David Stern, the refs, Satan, and a second shooter from the grassy knoll. This time the Suns used a balanced attack to overcome Tim Duncan's monster game (36/17). Tony Parker missed his third straight game with acute vaginitis.
Cavs 104, Bucks 99 (2OT) — Are you kidding me? Two overtimes and the teams barely got to 200 points combined? Here's the game report card: F-. NEXT.
Hawks 116, Jazz 111 — Dear Jerry Sloan, your fucking pick-and-roll will never be enough. EVER. But go ahead and keep doing it for another 20 years. Dipshit.
Mavs 111, Magic 108 — Two weeks ago everyone was praising the Magic as the Beasts of the East 2.0 (behind the C's) and wondering what was wrong with the struggling Mavs. But with this game — sealed in the final minutes Dirk Nowitzki (31 points) — Dallas has won five of six, while Orlando has LOST five of six. What a crazy coincidence. And now they're BOTH 17-9! OMG! Call the Twilight Zone guy!