The Redskins beat the Bears 24-16 on the shithead NFL Network last night, and both teams lost their starting quarterback to ugly knee injuries. The good news, of course, is that it's not like either team had any realistic hopes for the postseason.
Brian Griese came on in relief of Rex Grossman but threw two picks to go with his 295 yards. Meanwhile, 'Skins backup Todd Collins shined, completing 15/20 passes for 224 yards, 2 TDs and no picks. And I'm sorry, but I can't write anything else about Todd Collins. I see the words "Todd Collins" and all I want is a drink. Which probably makes me closer to Redskins fans than I've ever been before.