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SHOCKING EVIDENCE OF TONY PARKER’S AFFAIR

By / 12.14.07

Despite Eva and Tony Longoria's denials that the Spurs point guard had an affair with French model Alexandra Paressant, X17 — which broke the story — has stuck to its guns, claiming Paressant has over 50 text messages from T-Pizzle.  And here's visual evidence of one of those texts.

As you can see, there's a picture of Tony's face, and the message translates from French, roughly, as "Hi."  Pretty incriminating.  When I'm having an affair with a woman, "hi" is one of my most common greetings.  Tony Parker said hi to Alexandra Paressant.  Ergo, Tony Parker had sex with Alexandra Paressant.  Don't try to argue; the logic is flawless.

So why did Alexandra go to X17?

SHE says it's because she found out Tony was cheating on her and NOT with Eva, but yet another woman!!!

In conclusion, models are fucking idiots. 


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