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UNICYCLIST SURPRISINGLY A CHILD MOLESTER

By / 12.20.07

In today's edition of Ohio or Florida?, a 54-year-old unicycle teacher has been arrested for molesting little girls.

Major Keith Riddick with the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said the girls’ father hired Daniel Snodgrass to teach his two daughters how to ride a unicycle.

Riddick said 54-year-old Snodgrass, the unicycle teacher, is accused of tying the youngest girl to a bed and sexually abusing her. Snodgrass is also accused of taking pictures of the 9-year-old and 16-year-old sister while they wore lingerie. Snodgrass is also accused of fondling the teenage girl above her clothing.

Yikes.  I've said it before and I'll say it again: everyone who rides a unicycle is a child molester.  It's only legal to make it easier for police to profile sexual predators. 

(Answer: Florida!  Thanks for the tip goes to Camp Tiger Claw)


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