Listen, I don't have a vendetta against Ohio (Oohi) State. I'm just here to make fun of idiots. And while Buckeye fans certainly don't comprise a majority of the sports idiots out there, they do seem to bray louder than their brethren. Case in point: let's pretend your favorite college football team just got embarrassed in the national championship game for the second year in a row. Take a minute to think about what you would do. Go ahead, think about it — what would your response to the world be?
If your answer is I'd use my rhyme skills to make a rap song that samples "We Are the Champions" and talks trash about how awesome we are, congratulations: I'm going to make fun of you. Retard.