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SHAQUILLE O’NEAL IS STAYING BUSY

By / 01.07.08

Occasional Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal got divorced before the NBA season began, and as you can imagine the introverted Shaq has spent a lot of time alone at home in quiet introspection.  Quiet introspection after sending home all the sluts he nailed.

An in-the-know female cabby from South Beach who's driven the $20 million-a-year Miami Heat center tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He's got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I've ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him."

This is one of those rumors that is almost definitely true, because why wouldn't a newly single, fabulously wealthy man with lots of free time (he sure as hell isn't playing any basketball) bang every hot broad he could get his mammoth hands on? 

It's just a shame that the gossip writers don't know how to make something sound true.  Like, a female cab driver?  Everyone knows that's a mythical creature, like Sasquatch or the Loch Ness monster or unicorns or a woman president.


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSLOS ANGELES LAKERSlove hurtsShaquille O'Neal

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