Oh man, check out this awesome golf scandal. Some chick you've never heard of on a channel you don't watch covering a sport you don't care about said something you didn't hear, and you're not going to believe her incendiary racist comment!
[Golf Channel announcer Kelly] Tilghman made a shocking comment during Friday's telecast of the PGA Tour's opening event. She said — on the air — that today's young players should "lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley."
It is fucking ON! I can't wait for Tiger's comeback. He needs to metaphorically carjack her, sparking white flight to the suburbs. Here comes his righteous indignation in 3… 2… 1…
Mark Steinberg, Woods' agent, said, "It is a complete non-issue. Kelly and Tiger are friends. It might have been a poor choice of words, but there was absolutely no ill intent whatsoever."
Oh. Uh… Hmm. You gotta hand it to golf. Even the racial controversies are lame.
I want more like this!
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