Over the last couple days everyone's been looking for a name for The Play — you know, The Play where Eli Manning miraculously eluded the Pats rush to heave a pass to David Tyree, who in turn made a miraculous catch on third and five. Listen, people, it's not that fucking difficult. Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because 289 and I — bright, creative minds that we are — each came up with the super-original name "The Play" all by ourselves.
Take the rest of the day off, sports media. We'll do all the heavy lifting here at With Leather.
NOTE: Fuck this play. Since when does college football count?