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By 02.08.08

I feel like crap about having to take a personal day yesterday — you have no idea how hard it is to make bail when you don't have friends — so I've decided to make today Sexy Friday.  I rounded up a bunch of photos from Super Bowl events I had no prayer of getting into, and it will be a whole series of posts today.  I figure it's a nice way to bid adieu to the NFL season and another miserable week of your lives.

Anyway, first up is Marisa Miller at the SI party.  I think it's the SI party.  Does it really matter?  I say no.  There's a rule that any time a chick goes out and matches her shoes not to her dress but to her underwear, then it automatically doesn't matter where she is.  It's a subtle announcement that she plans to lose the dress but keep the shoes sometime later in the evening, and that.  Is.  AWESOME.

Also awesome: the fact that she's surrounded by Paunch and Fruity in these photos.  Holy hell, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I would be next to those clowns.  It looks like the forehead convention went clothes shopping at Sears. 


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