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McNAMEE INJECTED CLEMENS’ WIFE?

By 02.09.08

Roger Clemens' former trainer Brian McNamee is informing on people faster than Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas:

McNamee added a new name to the list of people he says he injected with drugs: Debbie Clemens. McNamee told congressional investigators he injected the Rocket's wife with HGH — at the seven-time Cy Young Award winner's direction — before the couple posed for a 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition photo shoot, a lawyer familiar with his testimony said Friday.

Clemens' lawyers vehemently denied this latest accusation, but she does look pretty good in that picture. It's a great idea, too. I was always so focussed on blurring my own vision, that I never thought of injecting women with something to make them look better. But I guess that's why the Rocket is a professional, and I'm just an alcoholic who dims the lights before his sexual 'conquests'. -KD 

Photo: SI.com


TOPICS#MLB
TAGSassholesDAMN PITTSBURGH CONNECTION RUINED EVERYTHINGRoger Clemens

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