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By / 02.13.08

Athletes with gigantic personalities should have public catfights way more often.  When Bill Walton basically called Shaquille O'Neal a goldbricker for riding the bench in Miami ("I've seen a lot of spinals, dude"), I didn't think it could get any better than Walton saying, "Shaq's arrogance is an insult to people who think."

But, as we may or may not learn when Shaq takes the court with the Suns, it's best not to count the Big Aristotle out of any contest.  His retort isn't necessarily spirited or even rational, but I certainly enjoy his citation of Big Man Pecking Order Code Ordinance 2257.   Not to be confused with Ordinance 2258, which rules that Ralph Sampson may not sleep with a woman until Wilt Chamberlain has turned her down or had sex with her.

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