Jordin Sparks sang the national anthem last night before the Super Bowl. She's 18. Her dad actually played for the Giants back in the day. She won American Idol. She loves football. She hates abortion. I don't know how she feels about anal, but from the looks of her, I'd guess it falls somewhere between "pilates" and "skipping lunch."
Sparks was actually one of the stars that seemed to align to help make this upset happen, along with Belichick's new hoodie, the Giants again wearing white, Gisele pulling a Jessica Simpson and showing up at the game, Troy Aikman wearing his lucky NFC thong…what am I forgetting? I maintain that it was three-plus hours of great football, and the Giants deserve credit for the win more than New England should be cited for a choke job.
Anyway, here are some other obscure prop results from last night's Super Bowl:
Coin Toss: Giants P Jeff Feagles called "tails." It was tails.
First Touchdown: New England (Laurence Maroney, 1 yard rush, 14:57 left in the 2nd quarter).
Tom Petty's Set, in order: "American Girl," "I Won't Back Down," "Free Fallin'" and "Runnin' Down a Dream."
- Monday Morning Punter