By: 03.11.08  •  25 Comments

It's days like this I wish I worked in a nice, big corporate office.  Those kinds of places usually have quality color laser printers, which would come in handy for making a flipbook of Abi Clancy frolicking on the beach with her friends.  That flipbook alone would give me a better sex life than probably half the girls I've dated.  By which I mean one girl.

Why this chick is with a gawky mediocre soccer player like Peter Crouch remains a mystery.  Maybe she doesn't realize that she can have any sports blogger she wants.  Except me.  I don't date chicks with fat ankles.


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