The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleading squad is widely recognized by overweight masturbators as one of the most attractive in the NFL, and I'm pleased to report that they held open call auditions this past weekend. You can see a full gallery of the action here, although why you'd want to I don't know. It's the same as every other cheerleader gallery. Just a bunch of wallflowers with glasses and mousy brown hair wearing sweatpants and discussing the Bronte sisters.
The team is not yet finalized, however, and you can attend the finals on April 15th for a mere $20, as long as your parole officer doesn't find out.