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TONY GONZALEZ VS. THE MILITARY ROBOTS

By 03.25.08

Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is easily the best athlete playing the role of pilot since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.  Here he is in A.I. Assault, a SciFi Channel movie about killer military robots that go haywire and start killing people.  I assume this is what's called a "predictive documentary." 

And yeah, that's Mr. Sulu, right at home in the cockpit with Tony.  I'm sure there was some kind of deal in place: Tony wanted an acting gig, Mr. Sulu wanted a scene with a muscular man.  That's how business gets done in Hollywood, baby.

[Half-Black Charisma; HT: Deadspin


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