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I think I'd rather fuck Britney
Something tells me that if she dropped her pants you might see her natural side.
What I'm saying is, she might need a poon barber.
I'd rather enter in the BME pain olympics.
I bet her sniz smells like polluted beaches and skee ball.
@Burnsy, I need to play more skee ball.
She looks like Mason Verger from the movie Hannibal.
Ay, mamacita…muy caliente…..er, I mean…..HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT DOG FACE!
I always wondered why Parker smelled like waffles and Brussel sprouts.
Looks like that double mastectomy went well.
We all do, UU.
Spending "little time together" is the key to lasting relationships. Much harder to argue or to see your older wife looking like the neighborhood hag.
There used to bne a skee ball machine at Cedar Point that had sticky lever, so you paid once and could play all day becuase that thing never retured to the uprigth and locked position, Ahhhh. I love stroies.
“Sticky lever”…….? Nah, too easy.
Now THAT'S the Eva I remember from our college days. Except she used to have bigger hair. That'll wake you up in the morning.
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