Here's a collection of mascot "bloopers," and as you can see I've broken out the sarcastiquotes because most of these hijinks are annoyingly planned. Listen, you plushy fur assholes, we don't want you to pretend you to get hurt, we want you to actually suffer real pain and humiliation.
Besides wearing a mascot costume for a living, that is.
I want more like this!
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