Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor is apparently still on Dancing with the Stars, and last night he danced to the Monday Night Football theme. If you think that doing a samba to the MNF theme sounds like a bad idea, wait until you see his eye black. I couldn't even look directly at this video. I watched it with my peripheral vision, because eye contact with my monitor just didn't feel right.
Right now there are writers for The Office getting fired for not coming up with scenes this awkward.