Oh yeah! Muthafuckin GOLF!!! Drivers! Fine-ass cheerstrippers! This is EXXXTREME GOLF! Wait, golf's too much of a pussy word! This is THUNDERBALL!!! Putting? FUCK putting! You want sand traps? We've got QUICKSAND traps! Mayhem! Chaos! Feel the burn! Buzzwords!!!
You can watch this video if you want, but I guarantee you're only gonna get dumber.