Although this photo taken by alleged bigamist Andrew doesn't show Greg Oden's face, it is indeed the TrailBlazers center at the infield of the Indy 500, where he entertained a crowd of young Midwesterners enjoying their youth before they put on the extra 40 pounds they'll gain by their 30th birthdays. There is also a little person, which creates a humorous situation because he is short, while Oden is tall. What a wacky juxtaposition!
Anyway, you may have seen this on other websites already, but those posts were probably littered with question marks and statements like "IF it is Greg Oden" because a lot of bloggers are too fucking lazy or stupid or both to do some rudimentary fact-checking. Don't get me wrong: I HATE fact-checking, but when I saw this, I was like, "Hey, why don't I check Oden's blog at Yardbarker to see if he wrote about it?" Then, when I saw that there was no post about Indy, I decided to — you'll never believe this — email YB's editor to see if he could verify that Oden was indeed there. Lemme tell you, it was back-breaking work, but the answer is: yes, it's really Greg Oden.
So was it worth waiting an extra day to get concrete truth instead of rumor and innuendo? Hell, I dunno. I'm just here to look at some tits. Tits, dude. Tits.