Rannord Jones, 28, playing in an amateur soccer league in Delaware, disagreed with referee's decision to eject him, so he did what any of us would do: he
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Go for the Chin! YESSSSSS!
Mike Tyson wants this guys number.
To be fair, there was a dribble of hot sauce on his chin.
When looking to further question witnesses, Police Officer Steve Swinski asked reporters, "Anyone seen Dease?"
Reporter: " Dease? Dease Who?"
Cop: "Dease Nuuuuuuuuttttsss!!!"
Tastes just like chicken.
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver chin with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Other quotes from witnesses included:
"When someone bites you, it hurts.""There are better ways to solve an argument.""I think the one dude was wrong to bite the other dude."
At least the guy only got bitey and not all stabby on the ref.
@HHY. also not quoted, "It's not cool, you know, to bite people."
Viral video for Blade 4?
And I thought softball league guys that thought they were playing in the World Series were douchebags.
Jones- "Where's my 40 acres bitch?!!!?!"
Let this be a lesson, never take away a black man's grape soda.
Somebody needs to tell Danny Glover circa-1992 that the ref is not a South African national threatening his family and planting toilet bombs…….
In prison that's just how you say "you're hot."
What's biting without kicking and scratching?
I'd call that a classic measured response.
Get a room, lover boys.
there were witnesses at an amateur soccer game?
did he mistake his head for a watermelon?
Man that ref is a pussy.