It's Friday, so it's way easier for me to robotically download and format photos of attractive women than it is for me to try to care about the Belmont Stakes or something, so here are some photos of country music sensation Carrie Underwood playing softball. The term "sensation" is a guess, by the way. I can't name a single Carrie Underwood song. No wait. There was that one about the guy. Something about her getting over a guy or something. Anyway, I once saw her holding some Grammy Awards, so I figured "sensation" would be okay. But now that I think about it, those could have been anybody's miniature gramophones.