Last night's Game 3 in Los Angeles turned out the usual handful of actual celebrity Lakers fans (such as Penny Marshall, who is
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I thought Spike Lee liked the Knicks, not professional basketball. And fucking with Clint Eastwood, not doing something unstupid.
PS Van Gundy asked Spike about his movie He Has Game.
@HoHos: Van Gundy liked it a lot more than Do The Correct Thing and Malcolm The Tenth.
Oooh, too bad Marky Mark couldn't get the Staples Viewing Party Treatment.
I'd take the blonde in the row behind Hef before any of his 3 girls.
@WDYA–and She Requires It showed so much promise. Inside Man was his most successful movie, and his most grammatically correct title.
@MKF–*I* would be embarrassed to bang the chick on the left in this pic, so Hefner should be scandalized.
Those 3 are pretty used up
Oh man, I would do some dirty, dirty things to Hillary Duff.
Yeah, Hef needs to realize that these skanks are used up. His publicist needs to hook him up with a fresh set of talent, possibly someone born before this date in 1990.
Mark Walberg's brother, or 'MW's Bro' as I'm sure his tattoo says, woulda had his ass kicked during game 2 for sportin' that Celtic's shirt in the Staples Center.
On a serious note: How fucking awesome would it be to sit between Jack and Donald Sutherland at that game? The stories of broads and drugs would be sick.
Inside Man was a really good movie, even if it did have a gay porn title.
And Hillary Duff is even hotter than Penny Marshall.
…with Eddie Murphy as the Jack of Clubs!!!
Fucking Spike is a traitor. Go back to the MSG and wait for the Knicks to show up. Punk ass!
Good to see Sly is still juicing his way to an early death.
The blonde sitting behind Hef is hotter than the three sitting beside him COMBINED!
I think that is Michael Wilbon above the girl who is above Hef who is above…
Actually, the grammatically correct title is "Inside, Man."
I see Hef decided to go with the "Weekend at Bernies" look.
Is Donald Sutherland in the witness protection program? What's with the goofy hat and glasses?
funny that the biggest douchebag there (Spike Lee) was also the smallest.
I think that's actually the reanimated corpse of Hunter S. Thompson.
I was wondering who that was next to Jack. I'd seen him a few times during the regular season.
I thought Clint Eastwood put Spike Lee, his 40 acres and his fucking mule out of their misery?
i think "gold diggers" is an appropriate term for female celebrity laker fans
Hey Spike, get off the fuckin court. You fuckin runt!
According to my sources (aka the Internet) the guy who sits next to Jack is:
Former record producer and banger of hot women. His son is hirsute douchebag Cisco Adler.
I swear to god I'm the guy who designed that shirt. The funny thing is that, when I designed it, I was told I'd get $500 and then if it sold well they'd pay me additionally every time they did a reprint or used the print for other products. It turned out to be the best-selling merchandise item in Playboy history and they made pillows and shower curtains and swim suits and LOTS of other things, but I never got paid another dime.
Thanks a lot Hef. contusion.com
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