The NBA will be briefly interesting tonight, as some of the guys you may remember from this past March and April will hold jerseys in front of their chests and shake hands with Machiavellian shithead David Stern.
The draft has already sparked some trades, as the Pacers and raps swapped Jermaine O'Neal and TJ Ford, while the Nets are shipping Richard Jefferson to the Bucks for Yi Jianlan and Bobby Simmons. Meanwhile, the buzz is that the Bulls will definitely take Derrick Rose #1, while Pat Riley is giving into senility in order to take OJ Mayo over Michael Beasley.
Oh , who am I kidding? It's not remotely interesting. I'm going to spend thirty seconds looking at a list of names and teams tomorrow morning, and I'm going to know just as much as everyone who spends two hours watching the draft tonight. Thirty fucking seconds and I'll be an expert. Meanwhile some retards are going to watch the whole thing and complain about ESPN's coverage. Hey dumbasses, don't watch it. The thing about jerseys and David Stern? That's all that fucking happens. Sports fans have gotta be some of the dumbest people on the planet.
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